VERY GOOD ART

STUPID ANSWER BY STUDENTS

Teacher: “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student: “Brotherly love“.

Teacher: “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Som: “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook“.
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Som: " My granpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: " What about your mother? "
Som: " She's a woman "

Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

TEDDY AND HIS TEACHER

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the childr
en an untruth.


Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.

 

Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant.

Vayanadu Lake

                                    This is in vayanadu-Kerala-India